Congratulations Obama Bashers!

[Edm]

I think she forgot to take her medications.

[flvideo]

Big Snafu!!!

[flvideo]

Most important!!!

[Winger]

You know that's the health care plan I had under the Bush and previous administrations.

[flvideo]

Lemon picker!!

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."

[ocalasp76]

Comics Corner II I'm Guessing

Well I'll just join the club here.......


Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.



"Where'd you get that?" asks the bartender.





"In Africa . . . . they're all over the place," says the Parrot.

--JIM--

[Darren]

at least

we have proved two things. 1. we can do this unorganized 2. we don't wear Brook Brothers suits. D.C. thinks they know us.

[Jim Fenton]

Disclaimer:

My apologies in advance for posting this over here.

I tried….I did…I swear……

I really tried so very hard not to violate my self –imposed restriction to not post anything that was politically oriented anywhere on the Real Racin message board except in Comics Corner.

Have you heard Psychologists refer to a person’s ‘good side’ and ‘bad side’?

Do you have a visual right now of the shot of Jimmy Swaggart with the tears running down his face back when he was confessing his sins to his congregation?

Here he is for those of you that missed the Academy Award winning performance:



Well that’s what I look like now posting this against my good side as my bad side takes over my better judgment.

I hate to point fingers…but it’s not my fault.

Its Jim’s fault! (Ocalasp76)

He did this….and my reaction was simply beyond my control….

It’s all his fault that I’m now reacting to this over here on the wrong side….

Ya know how every once in awhile a short, on the money joke will just come out of nowhere and result in the beer squirting out of your nose when you hear the punch line??

Well….THANKS A LOT JIM!! I now have Bud Light all over my keyboard!

Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

"Where'd you get that?" asks the bartender.



"In Africa . . . . they're all over the place," says the Parrot.

--JIM--

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH

[ocalasp76]

Sorry Jim....

But before you clean up, here's another one.
-JIM-



A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .

Nothing is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.



They are asking for a $10 Million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'

[Jim Fenton]

Oh...The Heck With It....

Now that I’ve already crossed the line……

8 beers - $32
2 plane tickets - $1000
1 Day of a Harvard Professor's time - $1500
1 Day of the Vice Presidents time - $1850
1 Day of the President's time - $2,500



Watching 3 crooks apologize to an "honest cop" - PRICELESS!!

[Todd McCreary]

yeah, you might think you're landing some hits. but Obama? he's laughing all the way:

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when you see it, you'll crap your pants.

[OLD STYLE RACER 2]

By God, Bill Has Come Back!!!!! Lmfao

[Rick Williamson]

And now BO is windexing posts! See what I mean.

[Bigbuck]

good one!!

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."

I couldnt agree more!! Obama is like a little boy with his hands in a cookie jar. He wants another $680 billion bail out and has only spent around 25% of the first one!! By his own estimation, from his own mouth, he expects the National debt to grow TEN (10) time faster than it did under George w!! We wanted io impeach Bush but love Obama. Oh, i suggest if anyone does not like me bashing Obama to simply stop reading. This is the complainers corner. Reminds me of today, a guy was bitching to me about nothing, i gave him my personal invitation to go have sex with himself and hung up. He called back and left me a message, when I heard his voice, i hung up. That way I wasnt all upset by what he said. That is what I suggest any of you that dont like Obama bashing, dont read it! Now go ahead and bash me, I will do what I preach and not read it. Oh, hide behind my mouse?? Raed my profile, my REAL name is there!! No, i do not hide from anyone.

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Hey Tuna

Don't be shy... tell us how you really feel LOL

You be da man.... tell it like it is.... no cover up... no excuses.... no plea's for acceptance.....if they don't like it.... tell them the big STFU.

You have as much right to NOT like someone as someone else has TO like that person (although I am in your corner on this one).

I have a couple of college age neices that think the sun sets on OUR president... hope they make lots and lots of money when they get out of college because they are gonna be paying back all this money OUR president is spending (and so will their kids and grandkids as well).

My time is narrowing down... I own everything that I have.... I have my income "Pretty Well" secured. OUR President won't be causing me to be on the street or waiting in a food line, but I woulldn't want to be around in 10 or so years.

OK Tuna... you just keep on KEEPING ON.