shortest books youll ever read.

[Bigbuck]

In this corner standing at 5'8" weighing in at 165 lbs the lean mean humor machine, Boneman.

In the opposing corner standing at 6'4" weighing in at 225 lbs. of broad shoulders and muscle mass, Tunaman

ding-ding !


I'll take Tuna for $100.

Hey EZ, I told you you'd get bashed if Boney thought you and I were friends, sorry. I must confess though, I'm no 6'4", does anyone honestly think they have to be to stand up to Boney?? Trust me EZ, if he wont even meet me, he's nothing!! I'm a fat old 62 yr old man!! What a coward.but dont wasn't yout time trying to arrange a meeting between him and I, I've asked him half a dozen times, he's a coward except here on his puter! Anyhow, I'm done with him, he doesnt deserve the energy. Just another wanna be for fans like me to go laugh at. Lets see, did he say he was 2nd in points at OSW? Great accomplishment, 3 steady mins there?? Thats why he said he likes a small field. Hey, tell you what, lets me match that $100 and we'll go get some good T-Shirts made and have a few drinks??

[Bigbuck]

165... Are you sure that this is the same Boneman....

ROFLMAO...

Dwayne, 165 lbs., EZ meant from the shoulders up!!!!! Thats his swollen up head!!

[UREZ2PASS]

Boneman,

I really don't have to justify anything to you on this website. If I need to justify anything to you, I'll do it in person - period.

Maybe you should seek counseling for your deep seated anger at anyone who dares to throw a little humor your way. You are not the only comedian on Karnac.

Ease up pal, see you at the races.

Oh, and paint your cars with a spray gun instead of a paint brush - people will take you a little more serious. If you are nice to Tuna, maybe he will buy you some number decals and a cool professionally made t-shirt. ( this is humor - not a personal attack )

As far as Tunaman, I've made peace with him, because I thought it was the right thing to do.

[Boneman]

Yawn....Zzzz....

[Bigbuck]

Yawn....Zzzz....

Congrats Boney, you can have the last word, why? Its the first thing I've seen you say that makes sence!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry EZ, nope, never, not ever , will I buy him decals!! but how about us all chiping in and buying him a better paint brush??



OH MY ACHING TUNA!!

[Boneman]

27 lies in the above few posts. That is a new record even for a habitual liar like yourself. Its safe to say that everything that comes out of your mouth is at best wildly destorted, and at worst a blatent lie. Congratulations!

[Bigbuck]

27 lies in the above few posts. That is a new record even for a habitual liar like yourself. Its safe to say that everything that comes out of your mouth is at best wildly destorted, and at worst a blatent lie. Congratulations!

Hey Boney, anyone ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?? Sorry though, I'm not that way. But damn, I do enjoy pissing you off!!! LOLAnother short story suggestion, this one is REAL short!!

"How to make Boney mad in 10 secs.!!: By Tunaman