The Gynecologist who became a Mechanic

[Jim Fenton]

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would
be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college,
signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached,
the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,
and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to
find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying,
"I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result,
but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam,
you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You put the engine back together again perfectly,
which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added,
"I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through the muffler, which I've never seen done
in my entire career".

[ocalasp76]

Anyone know who he is??
I need somethin' done.......right away....
-GEEM-

[Jim Fenton]

I didn’t know the NAPA car had mufflers??

[ocalasp76]

I didn’t know the NAPA car had mufflers??

Actually Jim, it does have mufflers........But I was referring to somethin' of a more 'personal' nature.....
(Don't tell OSF though)

-GYM-

[Jim Fenton]

(Don't tell OSF though)

-GYM-

OMG! You didn’t let that old Horndog into the house did you??!!?

Damn, I miss that Old Sunshine Fart keeping the adrenaline going around here.

Matters worse, now I’m probably the oldest fart here
since he’s gone over the hill!

Ummmm….lemme think here…..hey Bobert….when were you born?
(J/K)