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Amish Pond
Subject: Amish pond
It Pays To Be Able To Speak Pennsylvania Dutch.
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"
The man shouts back: "I am Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!
The Amish man shouts back in perfect English,
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!"
It Pays To Be Able To Speak Pennsylvania Dutch.
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"
The man shouts back: "I am Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!
The Amish man shouts back in perfect English,
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!"