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A Canadian Farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker are all walking together one day... They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it...
I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total, says the genie...
The Canadian Farmer says, I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in to be forever fertile in Canada... POOF! with the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming...
Osama was amazed so he says... I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land. POOF!!! Again, with the blink of an eye there was a huge wall around those countries...
The Biker says, I am curious.. Please tell me more about this wall... The Genie explains, will it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries. NOTHING can get in or out... It's virtually impenetrable.
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles, and says...
FILL IT WITH WATER!!!
Ingenuity at it's best...
I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total, says the genie...
The Canadian Farmer says, I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in to be forever fertile in Canada... POOF! with the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming...
Osama was amazed so he says... I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land. POOF!!! Again, with the blink of an eye there was a huge wall around those countries...
The Biker says, I am curious.. Please tell me more about this wall... The Genie explains, will it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries. NOTHING can get in or out... It's virtually impenetrable.
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles, and says...
FILL IT WITH WATER!!!
Ingenuity at it's best...
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