Another "Has Nothing To Do With Racing"

[Old Sunshine Fan]

>>>>>>> THE WEDDING TEST
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> decided to get married. There was only one
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> younger sister.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> would regularly bend down when she was near
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> near anyone else.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> before I got married and committed my life to her sister!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> outside, all clapping!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> little test. We couldn't ask for a better
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your
>>>>>>> car.

[ocalasp76]

Hardie-har-har

Dats an oldie and a goodie Bob.
-Ge Ummm-

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Did you know there is a comics corner a few doors down??
-Ge Ummm-

YEA, but the moderators haven't been too busy lately, this will give them something to do. Additionally, this might be an "Oldee", but since I haven't been around as long as you, it was the first time I had seen it.