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    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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    Originally posted by carolwicks View Post
    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
    Wow.......it's no wonder most tracks are switching to Hoozier and American Racer tires

    -Ge Um-
    RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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    • #3
      and.

      now ya know why they are called "slicks"....

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      • #4
        What do they do with that extra little 'thingy' some of them have hanging off the end????
        -GYM-
        RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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        • #5
          hmmmmmmm

          this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
          OZ

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          • #6
            Huh ????

            Originally posted by carolwicks View Post
            this could get interesting.....all thats in there is unwanted kids... call Brad & Angelina... UGHHHH
            OZ
            Wow, I am shocked now....You never heard of a 'french tickler'.
            Oh Well...too late now.....LOL
            Happy New Year.
            -JIM-
            RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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            • #7
              Mo' Condom One-Liners

              A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
              She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."

              What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
              If the rubber breaks they're both in deep chit.

              What do you call grit in a condom?
              An organ grinder.

              What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
              They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

              Why are condoms like cameras?
              They both capture the moment.

              Why is a diploma like a condom?
              It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it's worthless the next day.



              “Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but mama, that's where the fun is”
              ~ Manfred Mann ~

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              • #8
                Guess what?

                H~A~P~P~Y...N~E~W...Y~E~A~R...!!!May your year be full of joy and good health !
                OZZIE

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                • #9
                  ???

                  Did you know all condoms have a serial number??

                  NO??? guess you never unrolled it far enough.......
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                  RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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