Early Dismissal For Litte Johnie

[ocalasp76]

Early Dismissal for Little Johnnie
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> > It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
> > > turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
> > > children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
> > > dismissal.
> > >
> > > Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
> > > leave early today."
> > >
> > > Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
> > > and will answer the question."
> > >
> > > Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
> > >
> > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
> > >
> > > Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
> > >
> > > Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
> > >
> > > Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
> > >
> > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
> > >
> > > Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
> > >
> > > Johnny is even madder than before.
> > >
> > > Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
> > >
> > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
> > >
> > > Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave.."
> > >
> > > Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
> > > questions.
> > >
> > > When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
> > > would keep their mouths shut!"
> > >
> > > The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
> > >
> > > Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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-GEM-

[flraceguy]

Now that is an original...