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  • God's Country

    A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book
    about churches around the country. He started by flying
    to San Francisco and started working east from there.
    Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs
    and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the
    vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read

    "Calls: $10,000 a minute."

    Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and
    the sign... The pastor answered that this golden phone is,
    in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he
    can talk directly to GOD. The man thanked the pastor and
    continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in
    Seattle, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, Denver, Oklahoma City,
    and around the United States, he found more phones, with
    the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

    Finally, he arrived in Wisconsin. Upon entering a church in Lacrosse, Wisconsin and behold - he saw the usual golden telephone.
    But THIS time, the sign read

    "Calls: 35cents."

    Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor.
    "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the
    country and in each church I have found this golden
    telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and
    that could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was
    $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call.

    Why?

    The pastor, smiling benignly, replied,
    "Son, you're in Wisconsin now...


    You're in God's Country.
    It's a local call......
    Duane Kelley
    386-314-4096
    flraceguy@yahoo.com

  • #2

    Great joke.......but who wants to go all the way to Wisconsin???????
    -GYM-
    RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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    • #3
      Because Slinger Super Speedway is there.
      It's worth it, just ask Todd.

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      • #4
        Not to mention.... there are several other very neat tracks up there, both asphalt and dirt... The only problem is that the weather turns too shit pretty quick and stays that way for many moons every year...
        Duane Kelley
        386-314-4096
        flraceguy@yahoo.com

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        • #5
          Originally posted by flraceguy View Post
          The only problem is that the weather turns too shit pretty quick and stays that way for many moons every year...
          Yup, like right about NOW.
          -GYM-
          RIP Jack Smith and Kim Brown. Many thanks for all you have done for our sport.

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