Obama has just been awarded the Heisman, after watching a football game.

I have also received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup.

As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup

Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 bazillion yards, leading to His first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome

Imma let you finish, Bearded Dude - but I deserve this Grammy:

I have also received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup.

As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup

Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 bazillion yards, leading to His first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome

Imma let you finish, Bearded Dude - but I deserve this Grammy:


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