A Song Leader for the Masses...

[flraceguy]

> a church one for you...boogity
> >
> > This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't
> appreciate it.
> >
> > A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
> great emphasis he
> > said, "If I had all the beer in the world,
> I'd take it and pour it into
> > the river."
> >
> > With even greater emphasis he said, "And if
> I had
> > All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it
> into the river."
> >
> > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air,
> he
> > Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the
> world,
> > I'd take it and pour it into the
> river."
> >
> > Sermon complete, he sat down.
> >
> > The song leader stood very cautiously and
> announced
> > With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our cl
> > osing song,
> > Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at
> the River."
> >
> > Smile, life is too short not to !!