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and it's completely different from all of the House versions we've seen so far.
unfortunately, he's patterned it after the Cash for Clunkers program and some people might not be happy about that.....
"Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash for Clunkers" program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major
announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an
advanced copy of the proposal which is called . . .
"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this . . . Couples wishing to access health
care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn
in one old person. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according
to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner
the highest amounts.
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups,
such as; Gun Owners, smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods,
potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel sprouts, or
Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will
insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep
other codgers in repair."
unfortunately, he's patterned it after the Cash for Clunkers program and some people might not be happy about that.....
"Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash for Clunkers" program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major
announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an
advanced copy of the proposal which is called . . .
"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this . . . Couples wishing to access health
care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn
in one old person. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according
to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner
the highest amounts.
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups,
such as; Gun Owners, smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods,
potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel sprouts, or
Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will
insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep
other codgers in repair."
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