Ireland on our election.

[Edm]

'We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What are you lads thinking over there?'