Post your favorite Obama joke, heres mine

[Edm]

How do you keep an Obama supporter from drowning??? Take your foot of his head............

Not funny, ok on a serious note, I have some horrible news to share, saw it on channel 2 news this morning. A whole bus load of Obama supporters went off a cliff last night in Pennsylvania........Whats so horrible you ask, well, there were two empty seats.....

[ocalasp76]

Heres One

No explanation needed........
---JIM---

[Edm]

Ok not good enough, how about this,
Why doesnt Obama let his kids play in the sandbox?












Cause the cats keep burying them................

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whats the difference between Obama and Osama?





One is a confident ethnic man with devoted supporters and a clear vision for the future and the other is about to be elected President.

[Fourhigh]

Knock Knock

"KNOCK, KNOCK"

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"EYES"

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"EYES WHO?"

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"EYES YO NEXT PRESIDENT"

[Edm]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville
and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

[ovalracer44]

Not that I am voting for obama, but this whole thread illustrates the lack of intelligence in florida.

[ocalasp76]

What ??

Not that I am voting for obama, but this whole thread illustrates the lack of intelligence in florida.

DUH !!!!! THATS FLORI-DUH DUDE.....
---JIM-----

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To Overall Racer

Is this as opposed to the lack of intelligence in South Carolina? At least here in Florida you still can't marry your sister!

[Edm]

Now that is the funniest joke yet. Someone from South Carolina writing about the lack of intelligence in Florida. Thats a good one.

Read the headlines "COMICS CORNER" Sorry to get your hopes up dude from South Carolina but this is NOT an intellectual post. Check Cnn.com or foxnews.com for that kind of stuff.

[Edm]

My questions are this. Why would someone intellegent from Sc want to bring his racecar all the way to Florida to race with a bunch of dumb folks?
Why would someone smart from Sc come onto a message board with mostly Fl readers and insult people from Florida as a whole over what is being said/written in the "comics corner" part of the board?

I guess my dumb ass just doesnt get it.

[Edm]

Heres an intellectual one for you.... and yes I had to google it to make sure the spelling was correct.

[Fourhigh]

Positive Outlook

How to start each day with a positive outlook......

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Barack Obama"

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Obama"?

5. Firmly click "Yes".

7. Feel better?

GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

[Edm]

then Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and many more