Come Together

[Jim Fenton]

2008 ELECTION....


There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will
decide the next President of the United States.

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each
other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all
came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with
your headlights on during the day.

If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at
night.

[Winger]

Denmark cannot figure out why we are holding an election.

Very interesting to have a foreign view of our current US election process!!
Denmark cannot figure out why we are holding an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?