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The Night Nurse
The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, a good one.
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,
and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,
and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'