Still More Rumors Have Surfaced!

[Razpewton]

Apparently, speculation of the World Famous Boneman considering his options is not entirely without merit. Unamed sources have produced this uncirculated photograph, supposedly taken by the Karnac paparazzi, clearly showing the legend himself weighing his options.

Admittedly a shitty picture, it's authenticity has been verified by Danica Patrick who claims she'd "recognize them skivvies anywhere." Mr. Boneman could not be reached for comment....

[john tenney]

That's just so wrong on so many levels ...


ROFL

[Boneman]

Exactly what options am I considering? Paper vs. hand?

[ocalasp76]

Wow......

Thats cooool. Never seen one of dem new fangled toilets with the squirt thingie

--------JIM--------( again)

[Todd McCreary]

you know, every great super hero has to have an origin story.

well, Behold the Origin of Boneman!

one day Rex Hollinger sat down on the john and crapped all the non-cool stuff away and this was what was left.

think about it. you've never seen Boneman and Rex in the room at the same time ... have you?