How to start a fight

[Winger]

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a
fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't
even on the horizon ... I was in a great
mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car
.. (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I
AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are
you then?"

...and that's when the fight started...

[Tim]

It took about 10 seconds to get it but then I fell out of my chair. That was funny!

[Todd McCreary]

It took about 10 seconds to get it

i'm thinking the guess you made after "Happy" was "Dopey"?


and you wonder why you don't get along with short people. sigh.