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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow & sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, & gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward & in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down... to his hips, revealing a torn & frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body & hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, & the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, & gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward & in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down... to his hips, revealing a torn & frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body & hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, & the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."