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A blonde has a flat on the interstate one day, so she eases over onto
the shoulder of the road and gets out of her car. She walks around to
the rear of her car, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men.
She stands the two lifelike cardboard men at the rear of her vehicle,
facing oncoming traffic. These lifelike men are in trench coats,
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled as people slow to stare
at the cardboard men. It wasn't long before a police car arrives and
pulls in behind her vehicle. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde yelling, "what is going on here?" The blonde calmly
replies, "I had a flat tire, officer." To which the officer responds,
"Well, what in God's name are these obscene cardboard figures
doing here at the side of the road?"
"Helloooooo," she says, "these are my emergency flashers!!"
the shoulder of the road and gets out of her car. She walks around to
the rear of her car, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men.
She stands the two lifelike cardboard men at the rear of her vehicle,
facing oncoming traffic. These lifelike men are in trench coats,
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled as people slow to stare
at the cardboard men. It wasn't long before a police car arrives and
pulls in behind her vehicle. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde yelling, "what is going on here?" The blonde calmly
replies, "I had a flat tire, officer." To which the officer responds,
"Well, what in God's name are these obscene cardboard figures
doing here at the side of the road?"
"Helloooooo," she says, "these are my emergency flashers!!"
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