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    As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
    grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends.
    The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this
    man would be the first to be buried there.

    I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.
    Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived
    an hour late.

    I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
    The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my
    tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the
    vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up
    for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

    The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour
    out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter
    tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say
    'Amen,'
    'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The ferver of these men truly inspired me.
    So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached a funeral before,
    all the way from Genesis to Revelations. I finally closed the lengthy
    service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers
    say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and
    I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!

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    Originally posted by billy badd View Post
    As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
    grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends.
    The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this
    man would be the first to be buried there.

    I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.
    Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived
    an hour late.

    I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
    The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my
    tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the
    vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up
    for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

    The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour
    out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter
    tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say
    'Amen,'
    'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The ferver of these men truly inspired me.
    So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached a funeral before,
    all the way from Genesis to Revelations. I finally closed the lengthy
    service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers
    say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and
    I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!
    Billy, you are a hurtin unit!!!!! Oh my aching tuna!!!!!!! LOL

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    • #3
      lol good one

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