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    A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks"?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'' That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie.' 'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan....

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    Holy Obama!!!

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      Oh,

      My aching tuna!!

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        Holy Obama... But what a truth that is... That ceiling fan must be going a hundred miles an hour....
        Duane Kelley
        386-314-4096
        flraceguy@yahoo.com

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