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The Lone Ranger Gets Caught By Indians. The Chief Says "im Going To Kill You In 3 Days But I Will Give You A Request For Each Day. What Is Your Request For Today?" The Lone Ranger Replys "i Want To Talk To My Horse" So They Bring The Horse And He Whispers In Its Ear And The Horse Runs Off. He Returns 2 Hours Later With A Beautiful Blonde On His Back Who Enters The Lone Rangers Tent. The Next Day The Cheif Says "that Is A Fine Horse But Im Still Going To Kill You. What Is Your Wish Today?" "i Want To Talk To My Horse Again." Says The Lone Ranger. So They Bring The Horse To Him He Whispers In His Ear And The Horse Leaves. He Returns 2 Hours Later With A Beautiful Brunette On His Back Who Enters The Lone Rangers Tent. The Next Day The Cheif Says "that Is One Fine Animal Very Loyal But Im Still Going To Kill You. What Is Your Final Request?" He Replys "i Want To Talk To My Horse Again Alone!!" So They Bring The Horse In The Tent To Him And Shut The Flaps. He Grabs The Horse By The Ears And Screams "i Said Bring Posse!!"