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. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
Muslim girl to mother; "Can I have his room after Abdul blows up"?
A. When aiming.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
Muslim girl to mother; "Can I have his room after Abdul blows up"?