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Mexican Eggs
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles
outside of Lafayette, IN. One of the bike's tires goes flat and
they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans
ask him for a ride.He tells them he has no room in the trailer as
he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.The Mexicans put it to the
driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with t heir bike,
will he take them back into town, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back
and the drivern shuts the doors and gets on his way
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
Sure enough 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for speeding. The good
officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly
replies 'Mexican eggs'
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in
the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers. 'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs
in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already.'
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles
outside of Lafayette, IN. One of the bike's tires goes flat and
they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans
ask him for a ride.He tells them he has no room in the trailer as
he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.The Mexicans put it to the
driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with t heir bike,
will he take them back into town, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back
and the drivern shuts the doors and gets on his way
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
Sure enough 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for speeding. The good
officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly
replies 'Mexican eggs'
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in
the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers. 'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs
in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already.'
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