Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day at the Races
10 Electric car demo derby
9 Install soft walls made from bags of composted crap
8 Florida panther burgers
7 CO2 inhaling contest
6 Warm the glaciers with "Clunkers for Cash", a 200 lapper for fuel sucking V8's
5 Live manatee piņatas
4 Break off some living coral, trade it in for a free beer
3 Somehow spew even more noxious emissions than Hillary at a debate!
2 Tire burying contest (Punta Gorda Speedway only)
1 Recycled battery bon-fire
April 22
10 Electric car demo derby
9 Install soft walls made from bags of composted crap
8 Florida panther burgers
7 CO2 inhaling contest
6 Warm the glaciers with "Clunkers for Cash", a 200 lapper for fuel sucking V8's
5 Live manatee piņatas
4 Break off some living coral, trade it in for a free beer
3 Somehow spew even more noxious emissions than Hillary at a debate!
2 Tire burying contest (Punta Gorda Speedway only)
1 Recycled battery bon-fire
April 22
