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    My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the
    first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

    We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

    “He mated 50 times last year. “

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW, that’s more than twice a week!

    You could learn a lot from him.”

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

    “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.”



    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,

    and said, “That's once a day.. You could REALLY learn something

    from this one.”



    I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was

    with the same old cow.”




    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.

    The doctor says I should eventually make a full recovery.


    “Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but mama, that's where the fun is”
    ~ Manfred Mann ~
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