WARNING ABOUT eBAY
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend of mine spent $95, plus sales tax, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend of mine spent $95, plus sales tax, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."
