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An Irish Priest
> An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
> his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
> parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
> the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying
> dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local
> police station......
>
> The conversation went like this: ''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones.
> How might I help you?'' ''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is
> Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying
> dead on me front lawn"
>
> Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
> smirk,''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people
> took care of the last rites!'' There was dead silence on the line for a
> moment........................................... Then Father O'Malley
> replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify
> the next of kin.''
> his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
> parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
> the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying
> dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local
> police station......
>
> The conversation went like this: ''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones.
> How might I help you?'' ''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is
> Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying
> dead on me front lawn"
>
> Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
> smirk,''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people
> took care of the last rites!'' There was dead silence on the line for a
> moment........................................... Then Father O'Malley
> replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify
> the next of kin.''