This is just wrong

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
>>
>> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
>> really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
>>
>> The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
>> like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
>> everything better and I go work. You try that."
>>
>> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
>> feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."