Not My Fault

[billy badd]

Hi Mum, How are you"

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

What happened?

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."


"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"


"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."