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DRIVING SCHOOL AIMS TO REDUCE SUCKAGE
Pre-race Hooked On Driving sessions cover douche moves, cranio-rectal inversion, Clueless Competitor Syndrome, and more.
Emeryville CA--In an attempt to de-awful LeMons drivers nationwide, the race-training group Hooked On Driving will hold optional classes at LeMons events for the rest of the year.
These 90-minute, late-Friday chalk-talks cover key racing skills such as not flying ass-backward off-track, not crashing into stuff, not setting your teammates on fire, and not inspiring other drivers to beat your ass down with a lug wrench. Time permitting, finer points such as knowing where in God's name the damn apex is, avoiding another 8 zillion black flags, and getting around that slow-ass #!@#*$& Ford Tempo will also be covered. To see the locations of the next H.O.D. de-suckification classes, click here.
More info? Hit up Dev Clough, 530.356.6365 (PST) or info@hookedondriving.com
Pre-race Hooked On Driving sessions cover douche moves, cranio-rectal inversion, Clueless Competitor Syndrome, and more.
Emeryville CA--In an attempt to de-awful LeMons drivers nationwide, the race-training group Hooked On Driving will hold optional classes at LeMons events for the rest of the year.
These 90-minute, late-Friday chalk-talks cover key racing skills such as not flying ass-backward off-track, not crashing into stuff, not setting your teammates on fire, and not inspiring other drivers to beat your ass down with a lug wrench. Time permitting, finer points such as knowing where in God's name the damn apex is, avoiding another 8 zillion black flags, and getting around that slow-ass #!@#*$& Ford Tempo will also be covered. To see the locations of the next H.O.D. de-suckification classes, click here.
More info? Hit up Dev Clough, 530.356.6365 (PST) or info@hookedondriving.com