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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia
And talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the
Cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
Is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
She writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
Finished The devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he
Goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
Gone to hell, so it's a local call."
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia
And talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the
Cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
Is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
She writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
Finished The devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he
Goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
Gone to hell, so it's a local call."