Amish Woman Driver

[billy badd]

an Amish woman was driving her buggy to town
>>>> when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
>>>> "I'm not going to cite you," said the
>>>> officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the
>>>> reflector on the back of your buggy is
>>>> broken and it could be dangerous."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "I thank thou," replied the Amish lady. "I
>>>> shall have my husband repair it as soon as I
>>>> return home."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of
>>>> your reins to your horse is wrapped around
>>>> his testicles. Some people might consider
>>>> this cruelty to animals so you should have
>>>> your husband check that too."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Again I thank thou. I shall have my husband
>>>> check this when I get home." True to her
>>>> word, when the Amish lady got home, she told
>>>> her husband about the broken reflector.
>>>> He said he would put a new one on immediately.
>>>> "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman
>>>> said there was something wrong with the
>>>> emergency brake