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Splinters in Her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Republicans , and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was
a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Republicans ,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in
the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close
to a waste treatment facility.. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned
you down."
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Republicans , and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was
a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Republicans ,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in
the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close
to a waste treatment facility.. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned
you down."