Please Advise... - Real Racin USA Motor Sports Forum

04-01-2013, 07:53 PM

ocalasp76

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Please Advise...

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the commode. Please advise."

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