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Old 02-19-2013, 08:29 AM
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
APriest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said,
'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said,
'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water

If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied,
'If you rub turpentine on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
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