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ocalasp76 05-30-2013 05:20 PM

Two trees and a woodpecker
 
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands
On the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,
It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into'.:sprachlos020:

ModelCarMan 05-31-2013 09:35 AM

That's a dirt woodpecker :ernaehrung004:


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